My nipple is on Facebook.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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