But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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