OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
whose ass print is on the piano?
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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