"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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