Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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