come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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