She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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