My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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