when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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