I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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