I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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