The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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