You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
