Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I party with great urgency now.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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