You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I need a beard to bite.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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