Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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