dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
The best revenge is premature balding
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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