Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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