This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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