He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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