porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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