A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
BRING THE BAGELS
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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