So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Randomize
