PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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