found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
