Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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