Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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