The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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