Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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