im drinking this country out of the recession.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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