with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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