why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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