google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
splinters make it hard to masturbate
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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