I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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