insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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