how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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