Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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