And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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