So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
