4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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