Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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