Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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