I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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