what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I think my moral compass just broke
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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