remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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