Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Barsexuality is the new black.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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