do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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