I look better un-naked...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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