I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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