well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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