I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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